Search Engine Fun

I typed my name plus 'needs' into a search engine and this is what it came up with

JK needs:
-help...and right now
-phone numbers
-a new avatar
-a partner. Who's it gonna be?
-a kidney
-a ticket to ride
-some new thongs
-coffee and conversation in a smokey room
-your help
-prompting


What JK really needs are her student loans payed off, a vacation and a person that does her laundry! :)